What’s this? (aka ‘About’)

Today, the net is crammed full of advice on how to make a boatload of cash, how to slice up your day into annoyingly small chunks and get everything done that you want to (like watch TV, lose your belly or visit your favourite cult).
Self help hype in other words.

Glorious stuff sometimes, but too often (86%+) you get the feeling of being led by the foreskin (or nipple) into the “Buy now, Get 2 free” room.
Okay, admittedly there are SOME that don’t assault you with your own credit card. But even these leave you with a feeling of mob hysteria (Poncey words + big promises = a throng of enthusiastic cult members)

And frankly, my foreskin has had enough.

But being the great guy that I am, this site is dedicated to the average guy or girl who just wants the tasty scoop on improving your life - in convenient bite-sized articles, without all the boring or hyped up stuffing.

Okay – but what kind of stuff

You know - be a better dude/chick, learn some new tricks, get stuff you didn’t think you could, etc.
Don’t get me wrong - your life is cool already (or not), but wouldn’t it be ‘nice’ to figure out and get more of what you really want, right?

Maybe small things like : how to turn on the chicks/hunks, afford more beer, change your attitude (everyone keeps telling you to) and how to stop biting the postman.

To maybe the bigger fish like: How to earn a boatload of cash, have amazing dreams, get into bed with 3 hunks/babes a week, get that Lambo you gave up on in 9th grade or perhaps even assassinate your favourite politician (*). (*) Disclaimer: I might not write topics on exactly those articles. Assassination has some kind of law around it, go figure. In other words, all those helpful topics that you wish you could read, if only the morons on the self help sites didn’t make you involuntarily reach for the razor blades. And if you think you know something that I can write about – just fire me a mail. I’ll think about it (or more likely, delete it when it gets stupid)

And you are… ?

I use the nerf name ‘Placebo’ online, to protect myself from you claw-wielding psychos (you know who you are). I’ve been involved in the lucid dreaming, polyphasic sleep and psychic ability forums since likely before you stopped sucking your opposable thumb.

My employer brown-nosing speciality is in software development, and I’ve been dutifully making other rich people richer for many years, like a dumb toss. Don’t feel bad if you’re in that boat. Even though I smelled the rat quite early on, it still took some time to figure out how to tear down the reign of terror.

If you haven’t a clue what I’m on about, don’t stress, I’ll beat it into you soon enough. Assuming you don’t run off now and forget to come back. Like a lazy git. Bookmark me dammit. Set a calendar event if you have to.

Because of my specialities, I reckon I’m pretty darn skilled at visualising, understanding and breaking down complex and obtuse stuff into the really important stuff (’stuff’ in the scientific sense, of course)

I’ve helped more than an asylum full of people over the years on subjects of the mind, dreaming, computers and some generally nutty topics (go with almonds, you can’t go wrong). Maybe one day I’ll put a dodgy ‘What others said about me’ box somewhere. But that would be like scratching your balls at a tea party, now wouldn’t it?

Some have called me a walking dictionary on the subjects and ‘refreshing’. Others call me others things, but we won’t go there (they were just lazy gits anyway)

Most of all, you won’t see me tazering you onto the credit card page and you can be sure that what I tell you has worked on somebody before.

Well I think your site sucks

And your mother’s ugly. Enough of my buddies like me, so go play somewhere else, like the highway.